now i know why i became what i already was.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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