she was so not down for the gang bang
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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