I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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