Its about making memories worth repressing
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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