haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
third nipple confirmed
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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