yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We don't watch enough power rangers
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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