i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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