Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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