we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
