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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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