that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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