Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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