Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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