@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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