Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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