He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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