..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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