like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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