I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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