Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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