drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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