I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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