READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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