you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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