I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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