Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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