She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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