Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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