I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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