you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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