Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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