Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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