You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i dont even know how to be here
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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