she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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