i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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