that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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