Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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