I wanna passion pit in your ass
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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