you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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