How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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