Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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