belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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