Kiss
Puke
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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