I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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