A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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