You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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