i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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