Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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