Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You made out with two different species that night
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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