ugly people sure do ruin things
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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