Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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