How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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