Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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