Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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