just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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